tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-485455051458949924.post6156268084172546119..comments2024-01-10T06:18:05.838+00:00Comments on eReaderJoy: Whispersync for voice, cool but US only, of courseEolake Stobblehousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07126147415891586345noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-485455051458949924.post-33047898549656637562012-09-08T20:17:16.061+01:002012-09-08T20:17:16.061+01:00For the merkans, life outside their continent is a...For the merkans, life outside their continent is a very theoretical concept. For example, they consider their national sports tournaments to be "world wide" (World Wrestling Federation, World Championships, etc.)<br /><br />For this reason, they do not see the reason to explicitly mention that something is not available for export. Rather, they will mention it when they <i>do</i> provide it elsewhere -- as an exotic detail.<br /><br />As we have discussed before, the way to do business with the merkans is to pretend you are one of them: have a US postal address, US payment system (credit card), etc.<br /><br />Also, on the phone, mimic their ridiculous accent the best you can. Lest they don't understand you. Pronounce all your t's as d's (budder, not "butter"). Don't use any difficult words. If you are unsure, any noun can safely be substituted with the word <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUKOebCbINc" rel="nofollow">ass</a>.ttlnoreply@blogger.com