-- Amy Carter, (President Jimmy Carter's daughter) when asked by a reporter if she had any message for the children of America
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
-- David Richerby
A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.
-- Victor Hugo